Monday, August 12, 2013

Justin Bieber Gets Naked and Bees are Going Extinct

Admittedly the only connection these headlines share is the slightly homonymic nature of their subjects.  But the real story here is how a worse than Oedipal display of affection can receive equal news billing with the collapse of our food chain. 

The most horrifying aspect (other than the guitar pick puns that Mr. Bieber's antics invite) is the way the expert speaks about the beepocalpyse.  Oh don't worry.  Our dinner plates won't be as colorful, but admit it, you never liked those fruits and vegetables anyway.

Links to both stories below:

Bees going extinct, but don't worry...

Justin Gets Naked for His Grandmother